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Pastor

Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.
Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.

If you need some spiritual or ever mortal advice or help, you should see your pastor.
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pasta

One of the most good, healthy, handy, inexpansive food ever.
John: Where are you from dude?
Pippo: Italy.
John: Go make some Pasta then.
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Fuck it bitch fuckit it like MXY PANYME
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Never feed the badders pasta because then hoes will eat at yours And then mine. hoes
Joe: never feed the badders pasta
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pastapants

When one shoves a handful of noodles down someone's pants. Usually, it's a friend, but on occasion some have been known to enjoy the noodley feel deep within their drawers. Not for the faint of heart.
Susie was so mad the other night at dinner. We'd been arguing for a while when I suddenly said 'to hell with it' and grabbed a handful of spaghetti. And lo and behold, pastapants! Or in this case, pastapanties.
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Pastor

a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.
Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference?

Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor

Guy1: that's awesome
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