Half past the monkey's ass

A saying that means that it's way late to be doing something or for something.

" Sorry I'm so late coming back for our date but we had a flat".
" It's half past the monkey's ass".

by judge dredd7 September 4, 2012

Half-Past British

1. The time of night when a person or group of people get so drunk that they develop a thick Cockney accent. Usually occurs in white American males between the ages of 18 and 24.

1. Person #1- "Oi! Yeh sally fuckin' bastard! I'll fucking brain yeh!"

Person #2 " I'll fuckin' whip yeh arse, yeh uppity prick!"

Person #3 "What the fuck time is it?"

Persons #1 and #2 "ITS FUCKING HALF-PAST BRITISH!"

Person #3 "Gays."

by Sallywhacker January 30, 2010

Ghost of Pussy Past

An ex girlfriend that is always hanging out at your house or with friends of yours and you see her when you go out

I tried to get with that girl but the ghost of pussy past was haunting me all night long

by Austin The Great January 30, 2007

The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

Half Past Midnight

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.

"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz

by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010

Half-past three

A phrase that can be said to distract someone when having a back-and-forth argument. Can also just be called "half-past" as you can use anything, not just a number.

"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yeah-huh!"
"Half-past three!"
"Yeah- wait, what?"
"Half past three."
"... What?"
"Exactly."

by car-asp-mett-ward July 21, 2009

In The Past Tense

To kill or end something completely, typically in a very absolute and forceful way.

When that burglar broke into my house last week, the ol' 1911 put him in the past tense.

by Exhausted Sigh November 30, 2021