Panda

A slang term for genetal herpes. Looks cute and cuddly on the outside but the herpes is mean and vicious
I slept with thishot chick last week, but the bitch gave me the panda
by x_hunter_x February 15, 2011
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Derivative of the fast-food chain "Panda Express"

Quite literally means to be a mess
Oi Colin, go have a shower, u look a right Panda
by Fabreze February 05, 2005
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a panda is when you get punched in the eye and it goes black and so you look like an endangered asian black and white bear.
"did you see suzie's face after last nights party? her boyfriend gave her the panda of her life coz he was drunk off his tits"
by filthy gee January 01, 2006
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When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.
''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''
by Ting Ting Panda King November 04, 2009
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Originally derived from the South Park episode starring 'Sexual Harassment Panda' circa 2000/2001. The term panda refers to someone, usually with ginger hair, who is rejected by many but accepted by few. Panda is an abbreviation for 'Sexual Harassment Gay Ginger Panda' which exploded onto the school scene in 2001.
by LazyJ June 19, 2006
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When an Asian,black and white guy have a threesome
Did you see that panda on PornHub
by Sexy Panda 3 April 28, 2015
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Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.
Ahaaaa you're such a panda!
by hks123 May 26, 2009
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