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Dr. Ian Paisley

The biggest hate-monger ever born on the island of Ireland. Once stood up in the European Parliament and screamed at the pope. Employs inflammatory, anti-Catholic rhetoric, then throws up his hands and proclaims it's nothing to do with him when Unionist paramilitaries go on the rampage. Refuses to do us all a favour by dying.
Ian Paisely is an asshole.
by CWulf September 1, 2005
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Paki Squeal

A Paki Squeal is the noise given off by a Paki when you have it by the throat.
How to make a Paki Squeal more?

(1) Release the grip on its throat on and off to give it some air.
by Tits up August 29, 2011
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Paki-Split

Hair style that affects young South Asian men as they age, characterized by a big deep hair split in the middle of the head and is more covered in gray hair then the rest of their head. Seems to happen faster after becoming an Uncle.
Raj: Did you see Purpal tonight, wow he is really aging?
Hanji: I know, you can see his Paki-Split is really coming in nicely.
Raj: Yes it's really deep, I hope mine is as good as his when I'm his age.
by desi2010 July 20, 2010
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paisley

The Paisley design is the design printed onto clothing and accesories, the Crips and Bloods wear this design as there bandanas
You got a red paisley, you rollin' wit bloods
by jamzzzzz July 19, 2006
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paki driver

the term used to describe any brown skinned driver of south asian origin.

They typically drive a beige or grey Honda or Toyota sedan that is at least 15 years old. You can be 98% sure that if you encounter one of these vehicles, the driver will be a paki.

Other distinctive features include sudden and unexplained bursts of acceleration and deceleration that cause large number of accidents and a general lack of auto insurance. Fortunately paki drivers tend to avoid highways.
My car got hit by 3 paki drivers last year and none of them had insurance.
by great success April 4, 2006
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Kisses for Paisley

A classic movie, orginally made in Ukraine. Starring Chad Pittt as Daniel Paisley, this movie brings together a band of nuggets after their ordeal at a concentration camp.
Twilight is such a rip-off of KFP

Whats KFP?

Wait you havent seen Kisses for Paisley?

No

Jesus who are you??
by G-monayy April 11, 2010
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pop-a-paki

-To mock/insult/kill a Paki bastard.
-To cause a Paki great embarrassment/torture/pain.
-To pay back a Paki the same way he does by beheading innocent people and blowing himself up.

This should be used in context to hate crimes against Pakis.
e.g.
"Hey Paul, did you hear there's a new Paki on the street!"

"Oh yeah? Well mate, ITS TIME TO POP-A-PAKI!!"
by Pakibasher2 March 3, 2009
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