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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
mugGet the up a paddle without a creekmug.

ping pong paddle body bitch

A taco body bitch
Johnny Bravo body bitch
You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
by Dolla Dolla Bill Lady November 17, 2023
mugGet the ping pong paddle body bitchmug.

Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
mugGet the Rolie Polie Paddlingmug.

Floppycock paddle

When a man has large testicles and large scrotal sack. You flappy his half hard penis off a bat winged scrotal sack like paddle balls.
Preston's balls were big enough to play floppycock paddles!!!
by Lord knows January 12, 2020
mugGet the Floppycock paddlemug.

Meat paddles

I would love to suck on your meat paddles
by gregmeat July 20, 2022
mugGet the Meat paddlesmug.

Om Paddle

A man whose family comes from Gujarat and is very direct with his words and advice, but it all comes from a place of love no matter how insulting it may sound. Om Paddle, as a Gujarat, is extremely cost-efficient with his funds, making sure no bit of currency is wasted. A very dedicated man who will pursue his goals without letting anything get in his way or distract him. Paddle is also very good at playing mobile games and loves the homies' meats.
Person 1: Have you seen Om Paddle?
Person 2: Yeah, he was negotiating with a sales rep over the last dollars of a down payment for his car.
by FlashedMoth June 5, 2025
mugGet the Om Paddlemug.

the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018
mugGet the the texas paddlemug.

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