PaddleHeads

A term used for a group of duffers who float down the river.

"Those Paddleheads are floating down the river in their uniforms!"

by StrangeUnexplained November 8, 2019

Paddle Breath Cheat

A person who cheats at Call of Duty. Usually named Charlie

A paddle breath cheat is worse than OJ Simpson
Person 1: i was playing with a guy who jumped really high earlier..

Person 2: ahh yeah thats Charlie the paddle cheat.

by Peanutbutterlickdown February 24, 2020

Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021

Midget Paddle

A very important object, used for many things, such as :

a paddle for midgets in case of a hurricane
a paddle to balance random object on
a paddle-acting as a bat in activities such as apple baseball
a paddle-acting as a microphone

a paddle-doubling as an instrument

an all-over entertaining object.

Friend: " Ay mate, you bring the midget paddle tonight?"

Me: " Yea of course, the party wouldn't start without it! "

by Ninjamorning November 10, 2012

florida paddle

Florida Paddle

Flor·i·da \ˈflȯr-ə-də, ˈflär- pad·dle intransitive verb \ˈpa-dəl\
1: to move the hands or feet about in a very shallow motion to gain thrust while surfing, in a manner to avoid shark attack; especially common in the U.S. state of Florida, but useful in other states.

It was getting dark and a little sharky in the water, so he did a florida paddle.

by Miki Dora December 30, 2013

crap paddle

Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!

Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.

Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.

by applejacks101 January 9, 2017

Spanish paddler

While in a vehicle- When the passenger causes the car to go off of the road (intentionally or unintentionally) and must flee the scene. The passenger will then make sure the driver is unconscious or deceased.

Then the passenger must:
1) Pull the drivers pants down and place the drivers hand upon their penis (possible for females in theory however this has not been proven on record at this point).
2)By shaking the driver shoulder / forearm (or any means necessary) passenger will stimulate the drivers penis

3) As the penis becomes erect (adrenaline from accident should aid in this or if deceased then postmortem Rigamortis) the motion will become more rapid until ejaculation has been achieved.
4) After ejaculation the passenger will wipe any DNA of their own from the scene and sketchily use the shadows to flee from the area, thus reliving themselves from being suspect in the scene.

Police will be sidetrack by the masturbating driver theory and therefore said passenger will be relived of any connection to the crime.

I had to Spanish paddler that mother fuckers!

by Whiteyt9 September 30, 2017