Packets

To lie, not tell the truth

Ah that’s Packets paschal

by ShamThatsLakes February 23, 2024

Packet Bro

A Man who sells himself for drugs,
Who will do anything just to get his fix..

Hey you know that dude over there,
Well he is a "Packet Bro"
He sells Himself Sexually to Female Drug Dealers...

by Packety2023 April 16, 2024

packetkitty

A person who is highly skilled in OSINT (open-source intelligence) and can find almost anyone.

Have you heard of Packetkitty?

by iceagent January 23, 2026

Packets out please

Indicating the packets are currently not out, and need to be taken our promptly

Packets out please

by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

implementation packet

A tool used to control and torture unsuspecting college graduates with degrees in technical fields. Long term exposure causes uncontrollable outbursts of the word "Alrighty".

New Analyst: "Holy shit! That guys butt started bleeding!"
Seasoned Analyst: "Don't worry about it. He's just been working on an implementation packet."

by Johnathan Burbridge September 4, 2007

ho packet

1. similar to the ho bag, the ho packet is a total ho, though less of a ho than a full fledged ho or ho bag.
2. Containing slightly less ho than fits in a ho bag, the ho packet is more common and thus more annoyingly ho-like.

Atreu: Dude, that girl is kinda definitely a ho.

Bilbo: Yeah, i'd say she's a ho packet to the max.

by patriqo March 1, 2009

Slag Packet

derogatory term for a female sexual organ that is considered loose and/or in need of packing material.

1. The town bike has a right slag packet.

2. You are such a slag packet.

3. I'll put it up your slag packet.

by do_it_good April 11, 2011