Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 16, 2022

Spawn Pacing

A gaming strategy (usually seen in RPGs) that is tedious for the player and bizarre-looking to anyone else watching the game, in which the controllable character is maneuvered back and forth in the same space on the map in an attempt to generate some sort of event. Typically, this is done as part of grinding procedure, in hopes that a minor enemy or resource will spawn.

I'm attempting the genocide route in Undertale, but I'm doing a lot of spawn pacing waiting to kill all the enemies. Who thought cold-blooded murder would be so boring?

by depressedannie January 29, 2016

Pace Baby

A pace baby is someone who thinks they are good at Sea Of Thieves simply because they watch Pace22 on twitch and have a skinny character model that wears all black clothes. Prefers hiding on someones boat rather to fighting them.

Me: Pipe down man you’re such a Pace Baby
Them: Shut up, Pace is my favourite streamer and my dad owns Microsoft

by ArenaBot22 January 27, 2021

dizzy pace

Very fast

In the computer industry, change comes at a dizzy pace.

by Scorpion 🦂 September 16, 2023

Sink-a-pace

Cinquepace (dance), sink is a sewer

I would not so much as make water but in a sink-a-pace.
Act 1, scene 3, Lines 117-118.

by Phy$ic April 29, 2021

Arab pace

The pace in which is found in a fit middle eastern which cannot measured as they can bolt past leaving no trace .

“Holy crap did you see that fit middle eastern.”
“Yeah ,he must have Arab pace .”

by Cockblock6969 November 11, 2017

Kanyon Pace

A sexy ass man that nobody really likes! He's a fucker!!

Don't be like Kanyon Pace

by yeet67890 March 20, 2019