One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.

Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.

by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012

Big Boy Pound

AWESOME-NESS THROUGH YOUR HANDS, INSTEAD OF HIGH-FIVING.. WE BIG BOY POUND .

'DUDE, THAT WAS SO SICK!'
'Big boy pound?'
'BIG BOY POUND!'
*bump knuckles together*

by CASSANDRA HIEBERT October 6, 2010

Pounding Recession

A general slowdown in Pounding (getting laid) Activity over a sustained period of time

Dan hasn't pounded hole in a few months due to this pounding recession that he is in.

by orlandobloomingonion November 15, 2009

Pounding the Popo

This expression is still another reference to having anal sex. It is subject to use by both genders as well as those in between.

After 30 minutes of missionary, I flipped her over and started pounding the popo. When finished, I had a lot of 'poopoo residue'.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 7, 2010

shit hole pounder

Someone who has anal sex. Someone who fucks asses

You like anal you shit hole pounder. I just shit hole pounded that bitch! You fag you just got your shit hole pounded on.

by diggitty March 4, 2011

go pound sand

1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come

Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.

Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.

Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.

Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.

by baconmonster January 14, 2013

sow pounder

one who has sex with many overweight people.

Drew had sex with another fat girl for a total of 9 fat girls this semester. He is a sow pounder.

by Saintster February 13, 2007