Shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman

Having a bashy washy wash wash, Busting a naughty, helping the lil' guys on their way, aiding a explosion of sex juice, basically this is the phrase given to fuckin wankin man shaking hand refers to the act your wrist appears to be performing on your penis in order to bust one out all over your mommas face, the one eyed postman is the general himself, your little man, your japs eye. Some people mainly men call there penises names normally male, the most popular being eric, alfred or the significantly more crude willy, women give theres oriental names or female names such as kirsten, brian and the more european Kin Gat Chuw.

"I really greeted my one eyed postman enthusiastically after his much appreciated delivery last night i really wanted that jumper, i then got him to send a message to my sister Carl telling him/her how much i missed it nonce"
"i call mine margaret after my brother ian i call him the general and often i congratulate him on his achievements, what is your postmans name"
"Shabaz hes a right jizz canon"
"when did u last send a delivery"
"oh it was April 6th of May"
"ok well have fun shaking hands with the ol' one eyed postman"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

Jorge Posada

A misshapen scrotum; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your cock up your own ass.

“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”

by hebpro November 6, 2007

postman pat

kids tv show

postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat. testicals went flying all the kids are cheering

by mysticphinox66 March 4, 2019

elephan-potamus

A hybrid of an elephant and a hippopotamus.

"Hey, look at that elephan-potamus!"
"Yeah! It's got the head of an elephant and the body of a hippopotamus!"

by AH.KM April 17, 2012

skank-a-potamus

When someone is being a skank and/or being lazy. Can virtually be used at anytime or place.

"Stop being a skank-a-potamus"

"You're such a skank-a-potamus"

by mo-neek-e-sa January 10, 2010

The postman

When someone circles the anus (butt) with their finger or tongue and then randomly sticks it in, totaly shocking the recipitant!

Tom loves it when the postman calls.

by kat princess June 11, 2006

Posag

What happens when you squat behind a bush to use the bathroom and you get poop on your sack and gooch.

I really had to shit and I went behind a bush only to get some serious posag.

Poop
On
Sack
And
Gooch

by Daniel Puhnayzee (spelled differently in real life) June 1, 2005