POON

1-A female's genital organ (vagina)(same as #1 above)

2-A slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity (same as #1 above)

A Poon may also refer to:

1-Kevin Michael McAlpine

2-...and anyone else who spells it incorrectly

Anyone who spells "poon" as "p-u-n-e" is a complete "poon". It is obvious to anyone with minute intelligence that the correct spelling is "P-O-O-N".

Don't be such a POON and spell it right.

by Gnome November 21, 2004

Poon

To throw wads of wet toilet roll over the top of a toilet cubicle whilst someone is on the loo.

'OMG i totally pooned that person - HILARIOUS'

by Fruitshoot38 September 11, 2011

poon

pooning, or pooner, when some one sleeps with a pillow between their legs they are spooning the pillow which makes the word poon

dude she likes pooning all night.

by kiananani December 20, 2010

poon

1. An adjective that emphasises another adjectives meaning
eg. sad poon = very sad

OR

2. An alternative to the use of words like "stuff" or phrases like "the shit"
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon

1.
eg. sad poon = very sad

2.
eg. That is the shit = That is the poon
eg. Thats good stuff = Thats mad poon

by Will13 September 13, 2006

poon

That asian kid who deals weed out of his chinese restaurant.

Yo poon lemme get some trees... and that sweet and sour chicken.

by matt April 1, 2005

Pooning

1. Surfing the web or talking to your friends on facebook.

2. A last name.

Stacey enjoys pooning Jane.

JANE RHY would say "aww man i was just pooned by stacey"

There's this guy on facebook named William Poon.

by Piirate Sophia February 27, 2009

poon

1: A person possessing little or no courage or moral resolve.
2: Used as a generic, often meaningless insult.

Don't one-up me poon.
Just do it already, don't be a poon.

by transience December 25, 2007