PMLG

Poser
Manskank
Lameass
Gaytard

An expression when one is at a complete loss for words to describe the douchebag who won't go away no matter how many times you tell him to shut the fuck up. A complete fuckwad who thinks he knows everything and is what every lady wants but in reality is nothing more than a lame dickhead who no one likes and who everyone wishes would just fuck off and die.

Dude, who was that asshat that was hanging around you last night at Stephanie's party?
You mean Bob? What a PMLG! I couldn't get rid of him until I told him Janice liked him.
Does she?
Not a chance. I saw her kick him in the nuts when he tried to kiss her.
You are right, a total PMLG.

by iHub December 20, 2010

PMOYS

Put me on your story

Used in snapchat so people put pictures of others to say they are friends with them

PMOYS if we are sound/tight

by Bridget bache January 11, 2017

pmail

The message sent by a dog peeing on a tree, fire hydrant, etc, and received by another dog's sniffing.

"Stop yanking my leash, dude. I'm trying to read my pmail."

From: Alpha Male
To: All
Subject: Love and War

New stud in town. 25" tall. Good genes. Looking for healthy bitch in heat. Will fight all rivals.

Reply:

Hey big guy - I'm your mate.
Check this out and come get me.

by brainyuck November 1, 2010

P.M.A

The short version of saying positive mental attitude

Dom: Shit, we got that bad guy on our team again!
Michael: Dude stop being such a little bitch, hit em up with that P.M.A

by qtpie fanboi June 11, 2016

pmdd

PMS on crack.

Premenstrual dysphoric disorder (PMDD) is an illness associated with the luteal phase of the menstrual cycle. It is characterized by severe irritability, anxiety and anger. It is similar to premenstrual syndrome (PMS), but differs from it in severity and in that it requires treatment, because it interferes in a woman's ability to function in her environment.

There is some question as to whether PMDD has been "marketed" by pharmaceutical companies in order to increase the demand for treatments.

by _chloBOTxxx April 15, 2006

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.

PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!

by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019

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