face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.

We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.

by hullllow! June 16, 2011

Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.

I was planting bulbs with your mom last night.

by Placebo Nightingale September 21, 2012

plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.

plant barbs forgot her key again.

by fliss1988 October 14, 2011

Planting A Rose

When one person puts their prolapsed anus inside of another persons anus.

Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?

by HeyZeus97 December 1, 2019

Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023