face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.
face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.
by karenladeeda May 07, 2012
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Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.
We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.
by hullllow! June 16, 2011
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Planting Bulbs

The stuffing of one's testicles into the anus of another.
by Placebo Nightingale September 19, 2012
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Phern plant

A strange plant that is often seen in dreams. This strange plant is Unique to every dreamer, what makes this plant so special is that if you take a bite out of it you will be granted 1 wish when you wake up.
Hey man I had a dream and I found the phern plant when I woke up I made a wish for...
by Track McJack August 21, 2010
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plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵
Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋
by plantplayer64 March 24, 2022
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plant island

An island in my singing monsters that has very good monsters it is also the first island in my singing monsters. The seasonal even for plant island is spooktacle
Woah dude did you hear the plant island audio
by TOXISSOCOOL123 July 07, 2023
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Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.
Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.
by suchabigdildo August 19, 2012
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