face plant

to be so zoned into your smartphone device that you end up ignoring the world that you live in.

face planter's tend to fall into fountains while texting. face planters don't know that guy at the coffee shop thinks that they are cute because they never look up.

by karenladeeda October 14, 2012

Plant Fetish

Hooking up with or being obsessed with plants, especially late at night.

We all make fun of Natalia because of her plant fetish.

by hullllow! June 16, 2011

plant barbs

plant in the corner of the living room. currently on slimfast diet, dirty stop-out with children.

plant barbs forgot her key again.

by fliss1988 October 14, 2011

Mr plant

are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?

person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"

Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant

person 1: yes

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023

Plant a garden

To smoke some weed; get high, with everyone around you thinkin your talkin bout actual gardening. Use terms like garden tools (pipes/paraphenielia) Seeds/plants (weed) Gardeners (stoners) Green house (hotbox) And farmers (dealers)

Him: Hey lets plant a garden!
Him2: man are you a fuckin faerie?
Him:Nahh! i mean PLANT A GARDEN smoke some bud!
Him2: Oh werd! lets have a sesh!
Him:ive got the seeds, garden tools and the hoes! ;)

by Tease;) December 22, 2010

hashtag planting

Piggybacking on a popular or trending hashtag to increase the chances of people seeing your tweet about an unrelated or related topic.

For example, if you are hosting a video game event and it's near the time of the popular "Comic Con" convention, you would do some "hashtag planting" in your event tweets and use the already popular #comiccon so that all of the people looking for info on Comic Con would also see your tweets about your event.

by MichelleInOC May 22, 2013