Creepin on a pick up

When a friend creeps up to the girls you are picking up.

When a friend doesn't have the confidence to approach a group of girls at a bar/club, so he gets you to do the approach, and break the ice, then he comes up from nowhere, and you are forced to introduce him to the girls.

This way he has an excuse to introduce himself to the girls, this also makes him look cooler to the girls, even though he is just mooching of the my effort.

This works using a girl to do the approach too. Bring one of your female friends to the bar, and get her to spark a conversation with girl(s) and then creep up on it.

We where at a club last night and I was talking to mad girls, and buddy kept creepin on a pick up.

by JayRipper October 17, 2009

corporate pickpocketing

Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.

ie:

Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.

Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.

Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.

Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.

Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.

-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.

1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)

2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always

by ChaoticLunatic August 8, 2009

Pickpocket

A man, doing a chick doggy-style, puts his dick in her ass, and then back into her box, without the chick noticing, and without losing rythem.

"I'm so glad that hooker didn't notice I stuck it in her ass last night. it would have cost me an extra 100 dollars. That's what I call a pickpocket."

by BraskaMan December 7, 2009

pick up a nail

Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea

I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier

by Cornholio September 29, 2003

pickpackets

Internet entities involved in violating personal privacy by using ‘Deep Packet Inspection‘ (DPI) to determine the nature of data being used by unsuspecting internet users. The information obtained without the consent of the user may be collected for intelligence, advertising, copyright infringement, and other uses. "pickpackets" is the online equivalent of "pickpockets".

The Motion Picture Industry Association of America (MPIAA) and Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) are prime examples of pickpackets as they use Deep Packet Inspection (DPI) to gain information from user peer to peer traffic (P2P) concerning suspected infringement of copyright material.

by stevenjames July 1, 2008

pick up dog

A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.

Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.

by TecateFox November 3, 2013

Pickpocket

A slang term for daytraders. It means a loss that you didn’t notice because you were distracted.

Person: “God these lunchtime pickpockets fuck you over”

by PhilMcCrack November 11, 2021