Pen Merchant

A decrying term used against a football player, usually whatever the most popular forward of that moment is, accusing them of only being able to score a goal from a penalty kick.

"Did you see the United game last night?"
"Ronaldo's finished, he's just a pen merchant now."

by Official Peter Crouch April 22, 2022

pen test

A method of determining the sagginess of a boob: place a pen horizontally underneath the breast, let go of said knocker. Should pen fail to stay smashed up against the chest, then the bitch doesn't have saggy tits.

Your grandma has such saggy tits, she'd fail the pen test lying down.

OR

That slut may have failed the pen test, but she fuckin shoved a tennis racket up my ass, and it was great.

by Ari Gold June 16, 2006

Pen Sucker

Pen Sucker, Noun- 1. Extremely hot girl who goes to Ohara 2. Girl Steve wishes he had a chance with but never will cuz he needs to grow some balls 3. This girl that keeps sucking her pen in class. It turns steve on.

Dude, she was suckin her pen like woah I just wanted to whip it out right there in science

by Stormrider December 9, 2004

pen-iss

a pee pee!!!!!!! or a male genital!!!!!

Woah look at that lil' pen-iss!

by shoobaloobaboobieteekyweekypoop May 4, 2008

Pen 15

pen 15 is slang for penisalso see cock wang and dick

you wanna join the pen15 club?

by purplemonky November 11, 2003

Pen De Hoe

Phrase used either as 1.an expression put in place of 'duhh' or 2.an expression used as an insult/compliment meaning 'pay the hoe'

1. So she did make out with him in the hallway after all?
Of course she did! Pen De Hoe!

2. Girl-How did I do?
Guy 1- Eh, you were alright.
Guy 2- Ah, Pen De Hoe, lets get out of here.

by T.H.E.:) January 22, 2009

Pen Cap

A condom for males with smaller dicks

Wow did u use your pen cap last night

by ∞QueenBitch∞ April 3, 2017