PILF

noun-Prince I'd Like to Fuck. A male member of any royal family (excluding the King) that you would like to have sex with.

Prince Harry is such a PILF. Fuck Kate is one lucky pleb!

by VonHaig May 22, 2011

PILF

Potato I'd Like to Fuck

Similar to MILF

OMG, Dylan is such a PILF, I wanna bake him and stuff him with cheese and bacon.

by PotatoBoy November 16, 2013

Pilf

Instead of MILF, PILF is Public I Like To Fuck... Basically saying you would like to fuck in public.

"hey girl, you want to PILF?"

by BigBoiBumbo December 1, 2019

Pilf

Philipino I'd like to fuck.

kevin is a pilf.

by meftical November 23, 2009

pelfie

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 12, 2014

Pilf, Pilfing, Pilfed

verb, To steal something in a feendish way purposly to laugh at his/her misfortune.

I stole Johns pants while he was swimming, hes gonna have to walk around for the rest of the day without any on gutted

by Sean March 28, 2004

pilf

pensioner id like to fuck pretty sick i know

my mates a pilf he goes round shagging grannies

by me1212 July 6, 2005