There's pee-pee on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog or cat has piddled (pissed, passed micturition, uranated, pottied, peed, etc.) all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

♫ Don't step in the litter box ♫

♫ There's pee-pee on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016

pee-pee weiner

uncut, moderate length, sensitive head, perfect frenulum, NO SMEGMA!! properly and regularly jelqed, condom on 24/7.

me: bruh stop messing with your penis!
pea man: its NOT my penis!! its my pee-pee weiner!

by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022

Pee pee stick

A new and creative name for a the male genitalia, that should be revolutionized

Girl: did you get hecked by a pee pee stick
Guy: ya bet I did
Girl: that’s the tea sis

by Taylor Greene October 28, 2018

Pee-pee pocket

The opening in the front of boys underwear.

My pee-pee pocket is supposed to be in the front.

by tankyard January 17, 2010

Pee Pee Bruiser

1) somebody who takes it in the ass ,but their asshole is so tight that it bruises the penis.
2) a sexmate (female) who has such a tight vag that it bruises your penis
3) some creepy bondage enthusiast that beats penises with odd tools.

"That guy is such a pee pee bruiser."
"My girlfriend is a pee pee bruiser in the bed."

by Farquadicus May 26, 2015

Pee Pee Island

Look's strange right? Guys It's litteraly an island at canada.Yeah,that's it.

Look,its pee pee island

by Johanon The Bad December 11, 2019

Pee Pee Sprout

A young male's penis not fully developed into a cock yet.
a very small penis.

Litte Billy pulled out his pee pee sprout and pee'ed on the floor.

by Funky Wagner August 30, 2009