Bon Pattie

A hair style, like a bun on the top of the head that looks as if it has been kind of flattened but is still in bun-shape.

"Hm, I really want to squeeze a bon pattie."
"Oh my God, she has a bon pattie!!!"

by Nigel Higgins December 10, 2006

pulling a Patty

When you dissapear for months with out warning, or fail to show up for a planned event and don't bother to inform the people waiting for you.

Uncle Tyrone should have been here 3 hours ago, I can't believe he is pulling a Patty for his mother's funeral!

by Chick USA May 17, 2008

Veggie Patties

A delicious treat for Vegetarians and Vegans alike!

"I'm Hungry"

"VEGGIE PATTIES"

"Sea King fuck yeah!"

"Holy shit an anteater!"

by Rofl Mc'Waffle June 13, 2008

Patti J

A vagina

He touched my Patti J

by JGoldphish June 23, 2016

Veggie Patty

When two vegans have a fight, it is known as a "Veggie Patty" instead of beef.

Rachael: "Martha what are those two ladies doing?"
Martha: "Oh they are just having a good old veggie patty."

by haydensama August 11, 2018

feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

Pattie Shack

clapping your girlfriends cheeks in a janky storage shed.

damn i took her to the pattie shack last night.

by Cambridge Dictionary September 28, 2018