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poopoo platter

Poopoo platter is a variation on name of the the Chinese dish; pupu platter. Poopoo platter refers to a load of shit left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. Generally by the time you've discovered the delicacy, it's turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the turds have started to disintegrate.
Hey asshole, didn't your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! The next time I find a load of your poopoo platter left in the toilet, you're gonna eat it!
by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009
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Paterno

To be aware of something very important and very serious that requires immediate action, but choose to do nothing.
"Eddie heard someone screaming for help outside his window, but paternoed instead."
by Drboogie July 29, 2012
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Harry Potter

Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously illiterate.
kid 1:omGAH! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota!

kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.
by Yo mama! January 16, 2005
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Harry Potter Hang over

when you wake up in the morning after a midnight showing of Harry Potter with one or more of the following symptoms:

throbbing headache, intense excitement, need to talk to everyone about the movie, post-potter depression, and sore muscles from standing/sitting/lying down in line
and of course extreme sleepiness
Man, I don't know if I'll be able to go to school today, I have a Harry Potter Hang over.

Rachelle is falling asleep on her desk, yet she has a huge grin on her face and is trying to talk to me about the movie, yet Bria who hasn't yet seen the movie is telling her to be quiet. She must have a Harry Potter hang over.
by HotHipsOfShaki November 23, 2010
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pantera

one of the best damn metal bands out there
by EmJane April 16, 2005
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harry potter kid

A kid who is obsessed with Harry Potter and thinks that they are a wizard.
Harry Potter Kid: Wheeee! Look at me! I'm a wizard.
Me: Suure you are... *runs away*
by americanbeauty August 12, 2007
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sven patzer

Sven Patzer is the Elon Musk of the business world, but with better hair. He's a jack of all trades and a master of none, but that's because he's too busy inventing new ways to market his latest influencer campaign for Hickey Hack. He's like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears a suit and tie. If you want to take your business to new heights, just call Patzer and he'll make it rain profits. He supposedly also has a huge shlong.
Sven Patzer banged my girl then covered it up with his hickey hack concealer and joked about it on his podcast and wrote a book about it. She told me later he lasted less than 30 seconds.
by Ashleypp April 9, 2023
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