Dock blocking

When someone gets between or stops two guys while the are attempting to dock their cocks.

Leanne was totally dock blocking me and Winston last night

by Chris and winnie April 19, 2018

Remote Dock

When the tip of your penis touches the front of the toilet seat or bowl, where another man's penis has already touched.

"hey man, thanks for letting me use your porcelain throne. I remote docked on the seat, so you may want to clean it before you honk out a dirt snake."

by Raunchtastic August 17, 2016

fish on a dock

A flip-flopper. Someone who repeatedly reverses their opinion about something.

What?! Jon told me that he *didn't* want us to fire Clark. And then he told you to fire him?! What a fish on a dock.

by redsquirrel53 July 25, 2015

cross docking

1) A sexual maneuver involving three or more people. The person in the middle is said to receive on one end and give on the other.

2) This can also refer to being at the center of a "human centipede" where bulk is received on one end, repackaged, and then distributed as a new product on the other.

Steve's mouth hurt and was expelling an distinct aroma from all the cross docking last night.

by Thermos SCM August 2, 2016

Pickle Dock

A slang term used to describe the female genitals.

"Pete sailed his Vlasic into her juicy pickle dock."

by JimmyTubeSteak March 19, 2010

safety docking

Where traditionally construction workers exchange a handshake during a shift change. The safety engineers on the job take this a step further and slide there foreskin together and masturbate until there semen blends in the middle. This is often followed up with letting it drip into shot glasses and cheersing to having a safe shift.

worker1- those homos where safety docking again.
worker 2- it's not even end of shift yet

by boiler March 13, 2015

Wet Docking

The process of inserting one penis into the foreskin of another while both parties urinate.

I was docking with Dave the other night and he decided to take it up a level. We both needed to pee to we just let rip. Felt so good.

Mind you, wet docking is messy. I need a new carpet.

by Blackhood007 August 19, 2009