A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.
To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.
by Downstrike November 2, 2006
Get the Unemployment Officemug. by Sylaine November 29, 2012
Get the Gunning to the Officersmug. Someone who spends way, way too long in the office, and in rare cases, even sometimes attempts living in their office.
Nick was a real office rat. I tried getting him to quit, but he just kept on doing work at his computer every night, after hours.
by NinjaChicken666 August 30, 2018
Get the Office Ratmug. The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).
General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.
by LOTUS_416 May 18, 2011
Get the Executive Officermug. Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Dutch Office is created by the conspicuous breaking of wind in a tightly enclosed area. The ideal environment for a Dutch Office is a small, fully enclosed workspace. Open, well ventilated areas are less desireable but will suffice in a pinch.
Once the location is slected, the propegant, or farter, must emit rancid anal fumes several times until even he, previously unable to distinguish his own farts from clean air, is so revolted by the thick stench that he must leave the office. Then the victim, or smeller, must enter the office. Upon opening the door to the office, the smeller will surely pass out from the concentrated aroma of the pungent farts.
For best results, the farter should enjoy a lunch of atomically spicy indian, turkish or korean food. Wait approxiamtely 45 minutes and let it rip, careful to avoid staining your undies.
Once the location is slected, the propegant, or farter, must emit rancid anal fumes several times until even he, previously unable to distinguish his own farts from clean air, is so revolted by the thick stench that he must leave the office. Then the victim, or smeller, must enter the office. Upon opening the door to the office, the smeller will surely pass out from the concentrated aroma of the pungent farts.
For best results, the farter should enjoy a lunch of atomically spicy indian, turkish or korean food. Wait approxiamtely 45 minutes and let it rip, careful to avoid staining your undies.
Yo I gave my boss a dutch office while he was out to lunch yesterday. Shit smelled so bad in there that the dude had an annurism.
by Nasty Fizz August 2, 2004
Get the Dutch Officemug. An office co-worker that nobody likes that goes out of her way to be a bitch to everyone.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.
Often refered to as the "OC" for short.
Jimmy: "Damn it's hot! Who is messing with the A/C?"
Dan: "The office cunt!"
Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!
Dan: "The office cunt!"
Jimmy: Jane is being such an OC!
by 5091 December 11, 2007
Get the Office Cuntmug. Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event
Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*
Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*
by Modere April 28, 2021
Get the jrotc officermug.