3 definitions by LOTUS_416
The commander's assigned bitch in an US Air Force unit. Affectionately know as "the exec", these officers are responsible for all administrative, bureaucratic, and office minutia the USAF invents to screw with its units. Not to be confused with executive officers (XOs) in other military services where the term refers to the second in command).
General Officer: Can you write me a detailed report on this complex situation, along with a companion powerpoint that puts everything in simple terms that I can use to present this issue in 6-9 hours?
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.
Colonel: No problem, my bitc... executive officer can whip it up in a snap, he loves doing that sort of thing anyways. You want some coffee, he's good at that too.
by LOTUS_416 April 27, 2011
A name used by pretentious and well read men to describe a beautiful and possibly ideal female who they have only seen from from a far and do not know personally, but fall in love with instantly. Inspired by the fictional character of Dominique in Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead"
Dude 1: Dude, what's wrong? You've been out of it all day.
Dude 2: It's nothing man, I just saw a dominique at the burger joint today and can't get her out of my mind. I wonder if I'll ever see here again.
Dude 1: You're depressing as hell, find a porn star that looks like her and get over it.
Dude 2: How dare you compare dominique to a whore...she would never.
Dude 1: Whoa... who's the chick that just walked in...never mind, she's with some d-bag with a popped collar and affliction t-shirt on.
Dude 2: Fuck my life...
Dude 2: It's nothing man, I just saw a dominique at the burger joint today and can't get her out of my mind. I wonder if I'll ever see here again.
Dude 1: You're depressing as hell, find a porn star that looks like her and get over it.
Dude 2: How dare you compare dominique to a whore...she would never.
Dude 1: Whoa... who's the chick that just walked in...never mind, she's with some d-bag with a popped collar and affliction t-shirt on.
Dude 2: Fuck my life...
by LOTUS_416 April 27, 2011
A term USAF Executive Officers invented to make trivial tasks they perform seem like monumental endeavors which only the strongest and smartest officer can perform.
Lieutenant: Hey man, you coming over to the party tonight?
Executive Officer: naw, I got a lot of taskers from the commander this morning.
Lieutenant: What? he asked you to clean the office and alphabetize random shit again?
Executive Officer:Shut up.
Executive Officer: naw, I got a lot of taskers from the commander this morning.
Lieutenant: What? he asked you to clean the office and alphabetize random shit again?
Executive Officer:Shut up.
by LOTUS_416 April 27, 2011