flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
Get the flex offendermug. A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.
Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"
by Jusmar March 4, 2013
Get the Offenditymug. A women who offends male genitals
by Youknowit!! October 21, 2016
Get the Dick offendermug. When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
Get the offendedmug. 
by andy carroll October 5, 2012
Get the serial tash offendermug. by Kane Kinzou April 13, 2018
Get the Slightly Offendedmug.