objectivism

The philosophy founded by Ayn Rand, which essentially states that one should be rewarded in life based on merit, not on how badly one wants something. This philosophy also perpetuates the idea that one should live one's life for one's own purposes and that one should not place one's goals in other people, and that people who are motivated by a desire to spite, exalt, or out-do other people are shallow with no real ability to cognate. They are properly referred to as second-handers, because they are only able to live at another's expense, or under another's direction. They are truly sad people.

Most of the people on Urban Dictionary who give Ayn Rand and Objectivism bad reviews are suck up socialists or lazy slugs who want their life handed to them by someone else, and do not feel secure in thinking rationally because they do not have the capability of effort to do so.

by mckickass March 15, 2008

Teh object thingy

Something you see in YouTube usernames often. Pretty annoying.

Person 1: Hello Person 2, i'm Person 1 teh object thingy!
Person 2: ew get the fuck out of my face.

by ROBLOXNoob246 July 18, 2021

Female objectifying douche

A male asshole who treats women as an object for their own enjoyment.

He is such a female objectifying douche, just look how he used her.

by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022

objection

A reason for disapproval of an opinion or statement

Views on the subject were open to objection because of all the biases in the survey.

by Dracco123 June 26, 2017

objectify

A word that, when screamed in a metal voice, sounds totally awesome.

Metal bands would be awesome if they used OBJECTIFY in their songs.

by objectify April 13, 2005

objectsexual

à person who enjoys being sexually attraccted to an object.

jack:check it out that girls raping that chair

James: she must be an objectsexual

by ut8uoiutrrrr March 6, 2009

Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects)

A parody band. Also called EDBSO for short. Comprised of three members, Nick Roome, Kele Powell, and Joey Ebert. Kele is more focused on the writing as opposed to the singing, which happens to be Joey's forte, while Nick is somewhere in the middle. They have several parodies created including, but not limited to the following:
Get in shape (Gwen Stefani, Sweet Escape)
Computer Log on (Simple Plan, Untitled)
Crappy Little Corvette (All American Rejects, Dirty Little Secret)
You Give my Tooth a Bad Pain (Bon Jovi, You Give Love a Bad Name)

Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects) is the most awesomest band ever!

by EDBSO Lover February 9, 2008