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ooberly

ooberly means very.
wow that`s ooberly stupid.
by loser. May 11, 2004
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ooers

Showing surprise. Normally towards something that has the potential to be risque.
A: "I met a girl last night."
B: "Ooers."
A: "There was none of that."
by polok February 11, 2005
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ooterus

An expression derived from Something Awful portraying Gollum from Lord of the Rings as a hired thug for the Nazgul, given the task of inducing an abortion in Lady Galadriel. The insinuation is he will use all necessary force.
We punches her in the ooterus, master!
by Joe Sixpack April 7, 2005
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Oofter Playz

A gay scammer who scams bubble gum simulator pets and has no life.
Bro Oofter Playz is such a jerk.
by Reasp November 8, 2020
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Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.
"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.
by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010
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Gentleman's Offer

The option of suicide over a lifetime of imprisonment given to a member of high society.
The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.
by Working on Better Memories March 11, 2012
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Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

A meme that we forgot to revive during the coronavirus pandemic
woke people during the pandemic: Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?
by ♥🗺☠ June 10, 2021
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