Keep your ones

A saying used to end a conversation or argument because one side no longer cares. This metaphor derived from strippers desperately fighting over meaningless $1 bills.

Friend: Bro I told you I called shotgun to sit in the front seat man!

Me: You really didn't, but to be honest I don't really care bro. It's whatever to me, keep your ones...

by bignoodle September 18, 2014

The Duvient Ones

The Council of the Duvient. the silent watchers over all that is Duvient. we are everywhere and nowhere. we are us and we are no one. Thou shall be judged.

If you are Duvient, then follow The Duvient Ones @TheDuvientOnes

by The Duvient Ones November 19, 2019

Loyalty to loved ones

(because my loyalty to my loved ones,l will lie or kill to protecr either of them.(hypothetically)

loyalty to loved ones

by DRAG=GUN FLYZ March 21, 2022

6 Quick Ones

To drink 6 schooners of beer in quick succession at the pub, often by yourself in the middle of the day. This sort of drinking is common with shift workers and young family men escaping their wives and kids for a quick binge and a punt.

Writes in Group Chat full of 30yo men “just had 6 quick ones, now back home to resume dad duties. Hahaha.” Accompanied by photo of half drunk schooner and TAB ticket

by Top grogger April 16, 2023

Good Ass Ones

The ones which are better than the shitty ones.

hey I don’t want those shitty ones I want the good ass ones from the back

by Barndooropen October 1, 2023

One of them ones

Somebody you meet that’s not like anybody else you’ve met or when you feel like someone is for you

I met this dude and he definitely one of them ones!

by Meishea Milli October 29, 2020

Warm Ones

The beer they drink in England.

Englishman: Lets go get a twelve-pack of warm ones for the party

by E fulmer March 14, 2004