curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

Curb Monster

Overwhelmingly ugly or nasty prostitute, usually one from a sleazier portion of a town or neighborhood. Generally, this term is used to describe a prostitute that is actually working the corner or street.

Jimmy: Have you passed 13th and Pine yet today?

Me: No, why?

Jimmy: I drove by after lunch and nearly vomited in my car, the curb monster is out during daylight!

by Binnyswaa April 11, 2011

Curb Cum

Ths process of having somone place their dick and balls together on a curb then stomping on them so hard it causes them to ejaculate blood and cum

onto the curb

We curb cumed him

by JesusMc2 June 21, 2018

curb creature

A person that is high on meth and loves to run the streets even though they have a place to live.

My friend is on a good one and will not go home because he is such a curb creature.

by stretch323 August 17, 2018

Faded to the curb

Extremely intoxicated. See also faded

'What the hell happened last night?'
'Holy shit coz you were faded to the curb!'

by alphahooker November 22, 2004

kissed the curb

when you graze a curb with your car, usually done while trying to eek into a parallel parking spot

shit yeah i got it in that spot, but i kissed the curb doing it.

by GTIStef May 24, 2011

curb ball

two player inner city sport game using a basket ball and a narrow street with a curb. Originated in Rochester, New York in the early 1980's.

hey dude im bored lets play some curb ball

by dezo456 October 23, 2009