Order of the Queef

An award given to the top 10% of vaginal farts. See also Order of the Coif.

I graduated Order of the Queef and now I get to work fourteen hour days, including Saturdays and Sundays.

by Ae5Ea8 November 27, 2016

Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

Truman gave the order

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb

"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."

by j-dub watson March 13, 2009

order of the arrow

the Order of the Arrow (OA) is the national honor camper society of the Boy Scouts of America. It takes scouts who have achieved certain accomplishments within their troop and molds them into the leaders of tomorrow. It is unique because members are not elected by the members of the organization, but by the non-members in their troops. The OA uses the folklore of native american culture to give scouts and scouters a very unique and memorable experience. The principles of the ceremonies are meant to represent certain qualities within the candidate, All members must pass an ordeal that is designed to help make them more self reliant. The OA IS NOT a secret society. It uses the element of mystery and ceremonial progression to make the experience more meaningful for the candidate. All of its ceremonies are open to the candidates family if they so wish to attend. However it is not recommended for non-members to attend if they will ever have the opportunity to join, so that they will not ruin their experience.

The Order of The Arrow provides leadership training that many large companies would pay thousands of dollars to be able to teach to its employees.

by Abooikpaagun399 July 23, 2009

second order

In mathematics, a term used to describe the derivative of a derivative. Also a term used in restaurants by math geeks to indicate that a duplicate meal is desired.

Garçon, I'll have a second order of those ribs.

by murr2k November 30, 2009

Law & Order SVU

The best spin-off of Law & Order. And the best show in history very addicting but also very disturbing

Person 1: what's your fav tv show
Me: Law & Order SVU its soo addicting

Person 1: (sighs) you watch that shit?

by Jane...Doe August 4, 2017

Rizztraining order

Rizz so powerful it needs to be contained. Any dude within a 100 mile radius of this rizz stands no chance of getting any bitches. This rizz is only weilded by the god of rizz a.k.a "Him".

Guy 1: Bro, no one near James can get any bitches.
Guy 2: Yeah, he needs a rizztraining order.

by InfamousChef April 29, 2023