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Offset

A rapper from the famous trio, Migos. Also, a cheating ass nigga with like eight different baby mammas.
yo offset a dumbass nigga he be cheating on cardi
don't be an offset

offset's goatee be looking like a square ball sack
by xxxtentacion_onfroy December 28, 2018
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Caught offside

Penetrating a female's anus, when the female assumes one would be penetrating the her vagina
Example #1

Mario: Did see give up the ass, bro?
Chaucer: Nah, I tried, but I got caught offside...

Example #2

Chaucer: So I got caught offside last night...
Derek: Did she turn around and smack you?
Chaucer: Nah, I convinced her it was an accident
by Chaucer1934 March 8, 2014
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on/offs

slang term for sex.

comes from the anime Chobits where the main robot character (Chii) has her on/off switch in her vagina
Hideki does a quick on/off with Chii, leaving them both satisfied and exhausted.
by lalaloo July 16, 2005
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top-offs

I would like top-offs for my hotdog.
by ohashala May 4, 2010
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offshore drilling

1) anal sex

2) any form of anal penetration
1) John McCain supports offshore drilling, because he wants to increase the likelihood that he will one day be all up in Sarah Palin's ass.

2) If Bristol Palin had been more of an advocate for offshore drilling, she probably wouldn't have gotten knocked up.
by blosama October 22, 2008
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walk offs

when God was handing out brains he took a break for lunch when he came back alot of ppl got tired of waiting so they "walked off" hence the term walk offs
by drowningkitty November 6, 2010
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offs

As in the 'offs': what every hardcore footie fan in Britain does pre-match.
These are the fights that preceed the big games and get started by the leaders of hooligan gangs, or the 'generals' aka topboys: the elite fans that rule over hooligan crews or 'dressers'.
Even the beatiful game of football in Britain is now called 'fussball' by sportcasters. You go figure why..
To greet the Gunners' fans, Mancies (Man U fans)hoolitots stormed the streets before the match, and offs started everywhere.The bizzies stood helplessly watching the caos taking shape! .
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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