he's a grower not a shower

A shower already has a big penis when flaccid and does not grow much more and a grower has a small penis flaccid but grows a lot having an erection

"Johnny has a small dick!"
"Nahhh he's a grower not a shower."

by guuuuuurrrrrrlllllllllllllllll November 19, 2013

it's not a story

It's not a big deal

I just don't feel like going to the party, it's not a story

by Shaz100 November 16, 2014

grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

What Jellybean fans spam all over YouTube

It’s not a mistake ✨ it’s a masterpiece✨

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Grower not a shower

Starts very small but erects be the size of thanos finger

Yo tony u got a small one, nah I’m a grower not a shower

by 6ix9inenc told u guys January 24, 2019

It's not a toomah

Immortal words of a great poet named Arnold Von Schwarzenegger.

"It's not a Toomah!!!!" replied Arny.

by Poopsy July 8, 2003

DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR

When you just don't give a fuck, say this immediately. SAY IT RIGHT NOW DUMBASS DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR YES YES YES YES

Me - "Im gonna go suck some dick RIGHT NOW DONT CARE, NOT A CARE BEAR"
Other person - "What the fuck... is this kid gay or some shit?"

by notacarebear69 September 18, 2019