The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard
She wasn't very into me until I gave her the Norwegian windstorm
by Sillyllama1624 April 12, 2014
When your fucking a girl and you turn into chris brown and smack the shit out of her then fuck her sleeping bkdy
by Ok what hell nah February 25, 2021
Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)
Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
by Bøtta November 29, 2018
"Dude, did you hear about Bobby? He gave this one chick a Norwegian Fastball at the party last night!"
by thekidoblique November 17, 2013
When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.
Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.
by NIPS CLAN July 31, 2017
Siblings that are approximately 18 months apart, because Norwegians are more sensible than the Irish, and can use birth control.
Oh, your kids look so close in age, they must be Irish Twins. Good Lord No! They are Norwegian Twins
by Яif-San June 26, 2019
by Fanfapstick January 31, 2021