Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)
Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there
by Bøtta November 28, 2018
Get the Norwegian weathermug. The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard
by Sillyllama1624 April 13, 2014
Get the norwegian windstormmug. by Nordic Princess February 24, 2017
Get the Norwegian Princemug. The act of pushing as many brown cheese, cheese slicers and mountains as possible into your partner's asshole.
by Venom Miller June 24, 2017
Get the norwegian sexmug. by Lickasshole October 6, 2020
Get the norwegian shoemug. by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020
Get the Norwegian Unicornmug. A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
Get the The Norwegian Slammermug.