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Norwegian Neo

The Norwegian Neo is a rare Breed og Neo

- There are only three Norwegian Neo's in the wild.

- They all like children

-"He is kinda gay and pedo" Torgeir 2021

- He is known to for saying (Nærmere Null Jo trangere hull)
I saw Norwegian Neo at the kindergarden today
by Allatalla September 29, 2021
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Norwegian Flapjacks

When you dip your testicles in maple syrup and proceed to cover your friends morning pancakes with the testicle syrup.
I served some Norwegian Flapjacks to my buddies this morning. They were picking pubes out of their teeth for hours.
by Daddypengy April 19, 2022
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Norwegian Filibuster

Any politician wants to have sexual intercourse (sex) ... But you don't want it to happen!!!!!
Instead of physically trying to separate the lovers, use the Norwegian Filibuster!!!!
Use delaying tactics to stop the heinous actions our leaders try to commit on a daily basis
J.Johnson: I'm doing sex with this other politician look at me
Other politician: I am doing sex with this guy look at me go
Jonesy: I have delay tactics also Norwegian Filibuster so back off and unlatch
by The New Jersey Times January 11, 2023
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Norwegian Taco

When a person is too lazy, drunk or stoned to get up and get a fork to eat their pancakes.

May be filled with syrup. Any fruit topping is acceptable, although extra credit is given for lingonberry.
Zach made me pancakes, but I'm too lazy to get a fork; guess it's Norwegian Tacos
by hoobajew August 7, 2011
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Norwegian Giftwrapping

Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.
1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"

2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"
by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009
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norwegian wood

After the popular Beatles song by John Lennon, it is the term for the hard-on you get while talking to a girl only to be turned down when you get to the bedroom.
"Man, this girl was coming on to me, talkin' dirty, telling me she was open for anything... Took me upstairs at the end of the night..."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."
by Stranger from Toronto May 5, 2009
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[norwegian wardog]

the evolution of blumpkin/lumpkin. you receive a blowjob, while taking a shit, WHILE eating pizza. three of the best feelings in the world.
"that girl gives a damn good norwegian wardog!"
by norwegian wardog October 18, 2008
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