eye stress

The result of a post so poorly written that looking at it for too long can cause your eyes to develop stress hormones and deteriorate your mind, throwing you into despair and hopelessness, horror and, well, stress. The post causing it is AKA wall of text.

I read that wall of text so long it gave me eye stress. I am gunna have grey hair by 26.

by Xxx_Flarp_xxX February 13, 2015

Don’t be stressed

It’s a term and also a gang in Ghana , which simply shortened as DBS .

CEO Glory Agyemang DuahGAD

Don’t be stressed about money life be time.

by Log007 September 4, 2019

extreme stress

Stress for under one US $1. Beyond absolute stress. When your body reacts to a great loss. Such as losing everything you have all in a matter of minutes.

'What is chickenpox?' she asked 'Its an attack on your nerve that runs from one side of your body's eye, to heart, to back to knuckle.' 'Uh' she replied, 'That is extreme stress. That doesn't sound like a disease it sounds like exteme stress.'

by Elise Miller October 22, 2006

De-stress

To destress, or simply “de-stress” means relieving stress by releasing your emotions in an orgasm, masturbating your worries away in an attempt to relax.

Me: This week has been crazy, I have to de-stress.

or

X: Where’s Y?

Z: She’s in her room de-stressing.

by LissyCrissy November 8, 2018

Stress Boner

The erection men get after a fight-or-flight event.

Man, that boulder just started falling, and I was like HOLY SHIT, and I barely got out of the way, and now I have a stress boner.

by mpmaupin November 26, 2019

stress nut

A nut for the sole purpose of releaving stress

My book report was due in a couple of hours so I had to pull a stress nut

by Cunt sucker 200.4 August 18, 2017

Techno Stress

Upset; frustration due to electronic or technological failure.

Arg! The printer isn't printing and I have a paper due, I don't need this techno stress right now.

by 4me2know March 13, 2011