Blatantly walking into oncoming traffic, especially taxis or other drivers under severe time constraints, with an open palm facing outward and an utter disregard for one's own life, thus forcing the drivers to make the choice between a rage-induced aneurysm or vehicular manslaughter.
PussyMcGee: "Careful, there's a taxi coming!"
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Fuck it, I'll just give 'em a New York Stop Sign."
being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
That circle in the road, you can see it in the West Side Story opening scene. The loop is where people all over the east coast go to learn about themselves, to learn about the world around them. Stepping on the loop causes instant laughter, and staying on the loop causes a zen-like awakening.
when a woman wraps her legs around your neck while naked, giving you a warm sensation on your neck. After which you turn your head around and eat her out.
Jacob: What did you do with Jessica last night after everyone left the party?
Steve: She gave me a New York Neck Pillow, it was great!