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Neighborly Driveway Toilet

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
by The Jax May 2, 2007
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Nieghborhood

the improper way to spell neighborhood,used by people who all day sit around making new definitions on urbandictionary.com instead of having a life

used by one who cannot spell words with an I and E next to eachother correctly
"Yo did you see the definition for can you not?"

"Yea, flipping hilarious, the writer spelled neighborhood, nieghborhood."

"Yup, peace im out, in the mood for a jew bagel?"

"Nahhh, i'm tryin to cut back on those, beephair."

"I hear you, I hear you."
by Jew Bagel January 24, 2006
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Neighbor

To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.
Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.
by Yopmail User July 3, 2023
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Nose Neighbor

A moustache that keeps your nose company, generally located on the upper lip.
Laura: "Hey dude, nice nose neighbor!"

George: "Thanks, I'm growing it out for Movember. "
by SlowLoris November 11, 2010
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Neighbor-fi

A wifi network that you connect to that is really a neighbor's. Similar to Neighbornet but is used more commonly throughout the web.
My Network was down so I went to the yard and connected to good 'ol neighbor-fi
by Im so Hi June 4, 2009
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Neighbur

A neighbor or fellow tenant who's constantly doing some behavior that is obnoxious, loud, irritating, or unsafe. They are the "thorn in your side" of the building or block.
Phil went to work early this morning and forgot to turn off his regular alarm again. I lay in bed, listening to it beeping for an hour before I gave up and moved to the couch. I think he stole the title of Neighbur" from Nancy, the lady who was always propping the door open for her booty calls.
by Ephemily November 28, 2012
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