liam neesence

A term used to express ones feeling of actor Liam Neeson being their shit.

Yo, tooken two starring the admirable liam neesence.

by Narwhal Nation November 26, 2013

She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.

Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.

by Miagos November 9, 2020

who needs a car if i can swim underwater

a phrase created by uriel bromberg to say when people ask why you can't drive yet or why would you not

peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater

grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater

by the peanuts rock June 20, 2021

liam neesoned

When a person or object is no longer available for a specific use due to someone else taking it first.

Charlie: Dude, who's that ridiculously hot chick over by the bar?
Dennis: That's Kate bro. Don't get your hopes up. She's Liam Neesoned. She's dating Greg.

Mac: Who the hell Liam Neesoned all my sleeveless shirts?
Frank: I think i saw Scumbag Steve rocking your cut offs at his place the other day.

by Rentz2Damhigh October 10, 2012

Nerps

Nerps - almost always used in the plural, when referring to a set of nipples.

She had chewy nerps.

by Judster October 10, 2004

Neep

Scottish word for Turnip or Swede...

"Neeps and Tatties" is often served with Haggis, and is especially popular on Burn's Night...

There is a lot of disagreement on whether a neep is actually a turnip or a swede...but is used to describe both.

If you go to the BBC food website, you can find a recipe for Neeps & Tatties

by Flook666 May 14, 2010

Nepsis

The technical Bulgarian term for vagina; has recently become an obscure slang used to test whether a man is a cockNOMing fag or not.

Counterpart to the male Penicilus.

IMPROPER USAGE

"Man, Nepsises fail."
This makes you a dicksuckling little fagwad.

PROPER USAGE

"I like a-da Nepsis. Am not gayuh."
This makes you not gayuh, or a lesbian (of the hot variety).

by Richter Raping Richter January 9, 2009