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Dirty Napkin

a dirty napkin likes to eat chicken
by billy bob joe bob jacksmom March 24, 2007
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SES NAPKINS

Under ha~ses read it's variation "ses", and take that situation and throw in a napkin... to clean things up, get the idea yet?
When Johnny and Sally were done ~sessin' the other night, they quickly got rid of the evidence with SES NAPKINS!
by Anthony April 1, 2005
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chest napkin

The act of using the chest area of your shirt as a napkin for things such as wiping hands, letting your girlfriend cry on, blowing nose. Commonly used when no other napkin or wiping material is available.
The other day i was eating hot wings when i noticed that i had no napkins or paper towels to wipe my hands on so i used the trusty chest napkin to do the job
by da-ron March 14, 2010
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napkin pirates

A group of people dedicated to robbing people of their napkins without their knowledge or consent.
As Jean was setting the dinner table, she realized her napkins where gone. She wondered if she left them in the drier or if it was the work of napkin pirates.
by Scott Phillips March 5, 2008
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Napkin Mapping

The art of drawing a rudimentary map on a napkin/coaster from a bar/eatery using writing utensils of any kind.
I was at Applebee's with my girlfriend, when she needed directions. She ended up getting lost, so it probably would have been easier to napkin map it, because I am not that bad at napkin mapping.
by Dacadac August 20, 2009
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grunge napkin

A previously-sanitary napkin, aka a used pad.
Someone left her grunge napkin on the floor next to toilet. Disgusting.
by Trevany November 25, 2009
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napkin me

When a person spills something and needs a napkin quickly.
Fred: Shit, napkin me.

Joe: Aight dawg.
by pseudonie August 7, 2009
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