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Number Five 

One of if not the best character on The Umbrella Academy. A 58 year old man trapped in a 13 year old boys body, he loves coffee, has a relationship with his mannequin Dolores, and is a time-travelling little adorable badass.
"Who do I have to kill to get a decent cup of coffee?"
"Did you just quote Number Five?"
"Maybe"
Number Five by ww15 April 1, 2019

Number one victory royale 

Yeah fortnight we bout to get downed (get downed!) ten kills on the board right now
We get a, Number one victory royale yeah fortnight we bouta get downed (get downed) ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town, my friend just got downed, I revived him now we're heading south bounds! Now we're in the pleasnt park streets, look at the map, go to the mark sheets, TAKE ME TO youR XBOX TO PLAY FORTNIGHT TO DAY

Number Nine 

two gay niggas kissing.
Number nine: gay niggas kissing.
this term describes two gay niggas kissing.
Number Nine by 134340? July 3, 2019

Number Neighbor

The person who’s number is identical to yours besides the last number which is one up or down. When you text them they usually get really pissed off really quickly.
Person 1: Hey your my number neighbor!!
Person 2: go die in a ditch
Number Neighbor by Ray????? August 10, 2019

number-two pill 

A pill you take when you are extremely constipated.
"Baby, why is your stomach so hard? When is the last time u did number-two?"

"Mama, I don't know." "Well that's too long!" "Forget the prune juice, you are getting a number-two pill before you go to bed tonight!"

number-two pill by Kaliah Kirby February 10, 2007

number 3 

The act of taking a shit in a bidet. Usually done by American tourists in European countries who come back to their hotel rooms drunk off their ass.
I made sure to leave an extra large tip for the cleaning lady because I had accidentally gone number 3 the night before.
number 3 by thehunger August 31, 2007