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nasal rape

the point where your straw enters your nasal cavity unannounced to you while trying to drink your beverage of choice
person one: i was eating a sandwich yesterday and went to drink my soda and the straw missed my mouth and went into my nose

person two: dude, you just got nasal raped
by noserape April 26, 2010
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nasacar

The combination of NASCAR racing and NASA space program. A joke from mock newspaper The Onion.
I saw Jeff Gordon race the space shuttle Columbia in NASACAR.
by SirGangstaLot October 4, 2005
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nasatal

aka: no ass at all, a chick with no ass
Dude, that girl has nasatal, no one likes a girl with no ass.
by Dillon Jeffreys January 3, 2006
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Nasal masturbation

When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm).
i love nasal masturbation cuz u can do it as many times as u want!
by Beebix March 25, 2006
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nasal fixation

Being obsessed with snorting powdered drugs up your (or my) nose, or snorting anything up your nose to get high
crush out powder. cut into lines, find circular tubes or roll up $50 or $100 dollar bills. Place tube/bill into nose bend down and inhale railed powder thru tube into nose. But don't forget the drip. Ah...my nasal fixation has been satisfied.
by junglgurl_t December 22, 2004
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nasal orgasm

nasal orgasm(s). A violent and pleasurable self induced sneeze, the object of nostril-bating
A nasal orgasm, more commonly known as a sneeze, when deliberately self induced, is a safe and pleasurable form of self gratification that can create a state of euphoria in the practitioner.
by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007
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nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
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