cat napper

crazy people who kid nap your cats

"mum someone stole our cat again"
mum- "im going to shoot that fucking cat napper"

by anti ag jab April 13, 2009

Napolean Dynamite

A really good movie. You either love it or hate it. Though kind of killed by poseurs running around with "Vote for pedro" shirts.

Would be a better movie with out the poseurs.

by JennQ June 21, 2005

napoleon dynamite

definitely the king of nerds

napoleon dynamite's pet is a liger.
its like a lion and tiger mixed.

by nymph-O August 4, 2004

Napotism

A particularly strong form of nepotism, where not only are family members given preference in hiring and promotion, but often in the face of incompetence, poor work ethic, or literally sleeping on the job.

The owner wouldn't fire his son even after learning that whenever he's out of town, his son will use his father's office to take naps while everyone else continues to do their jobs. If that's not napotism, I don't know what is!

by bshakin67 April 6, 2011

cat napping

A common sexual practice.
This involves taking naps between acts of sexual intercourse in order to recover and gain an energy boost for the next session. Couples may drift between sleeping and sexual intercourse numerous times with no verbal communication or other activities outside of the bedroom.
This is probably the most productive way a couple could spend a sunday. I.e. in bed and fucking.

Joe: How was your weekend man?

Peter: Pretty mad... spent all of Saturday and Sunday cat napping with the missus.

Joe: Awesome... wish I had a cat........

Peter: ?

by qorn48 July 6, 2011

napoleon dynamite

Cinema's biggest inside joke.

Dude: Hey, did you see that one part in Napoleon Dynamite where he called that guy an idiot!
Dude 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!
Dude 3: I didn't think it was that funny.
Dude: Clearly you need to be vaccinated.

by Smeego February 17, 2005

Napoleon Ice Cream

An ice cream consisting of three segregated flavours of vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate, and is quite possibly the best ice cream ever conceived. The use of Napoleon over the word neopolitan (the official name of the ice cream) is a much more chic way of referring to it.

I can't wait to go to Tanpopo tonight. I am going to have three, no, FOUR bowls of Napoleon Ice Cream.

by Samdog III July 21, 2008