Used Napkin

After power assisting an individual with a blunt object, sharp knife or shank they fall to the ground in a bloody mutilated mess, like dropping a used napkin. Best used to describe the death of a useless oxygen theif.
After Nacho Stabbed Tran In The Throat With A Shard Of Glass He Fell To The Ground Like A Used Napkin.
by fucktard666 November 17, 2009
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napkin eater

The kids on the short bus are napkin eaters
by reger May 01, 2003
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SES NAPKINS

Under ha~ses read it's variation "ses", and take that situation and throw in a napkin... to clean things up, get the idea yet?
When Johnny and Sally were done ~sessin' the other night, they quickly got rid of the evidence with SES NAPKINS!
by Anthony April 02, 2005
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chest napkin

The act of using the chest area of your shirt as a napkin for things such as wiping hands, letting your girlfriend cry on, blowing nose. Commonly used when no other napkin or wiping material is available.
The other day i was eating hot wings when i noticed that i had no napkins or paper towels to wipe my hands on so i used the trusty chest napkin to do the job
by da-ron March 14, 2010
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napkin pirates

A group of people dedicated to robbing people of their napkins without their knowledge or consent.

As Jean was setting the dinner table, she realized her napkins where gone. She wondered if she left them in the drier or if it was the work of napkin pirates.
by Scott Phillips March 06, 2008
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Napkin Mapping

The art of drawing a rudimentary map on a napkin/coaster from a bar/eatery using writing utensils of any kind.
I was at Applebee's with my girlfriend, when she needed directions. She ended up getting lost, so it probably would have been easier to napkin map it, because I am not that bad at napkin mapping.
by Dacadac August 21, 2009
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