mystery tour

A short journey, especially with a group of other people in a bus, to visit places that are kept secret from you until you get there; often, this is done by management of a rock band or a musical establishment -- because it sees only the bottom line in entertainment or --namely the cash value of the group.

"We were taken on a mystery tour to some charity event would rather not mention!" "They don't respect our talents, they see us as only a money cow." "I've had enough of this crap!"

by Luddz September 12, 2015

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Musty Muppet

Before a male ejaculates he quickly covers the tip of his penis with a tissue causing all of the nut to be cleaned up instantly.

Guy 1: Dude last night I shot my load and it got all over my keyboard.
Guy 2: Just stick to the Musty Muppet dude, it reduces the risk of mess.

by fatheradem January 13, 2019

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Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009

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Mystery Bukkake

When several guys ejaculate into a bowl and mix it up. The semen mixture is poured into the vagina.

When the baby is born, a test is taken to see who is the father. Whoever is the father fins.

Mystery Bukkake rules

by Master June 25, 2004

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