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munted

when you're really fucked off a combination of drugs.
i was so munted last night, i couldn't see straight.
by mr27 September 12, 2006
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munted

In such a state of intoxication (usually only alcohol) that you would be willing to engage in sexual relations with a munter
Dude that guy is so munted he can't stand up.
by Cookie Monster January 21, 2004
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matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.
- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.
by C - Weezy May 13, 2005
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mutteringdeath

Name used online to virtually harm others.

The name comes from Vietnam. The vietcong used to call the helicopters "saghasjlgj" which translates to "MutteringDeath" because American helicopters used to pwn nub villages and Ho Chi Ming lovers........and it sounds like somebody muttering while their flying.

Hater of Heraldo Rivera
MutteringDeath pwned that nub, w00t!

MutteringDeath destroyed my pissant village and killed my family, but then he left and now i'm gay for Ho Chi Ming.

VC: "I was just minding my own business mining ore for Nod, when MutteringDeath shows up to destroy my base"
Heraldo Rivera: "Wow sounds like fun"
VC: "No it wasnt fun you fuck, all i hear is this whub wob whub wob whub wob, and then there were bullets, bombs, and fire all over"
Heraldo: "Is that the noise now?"
VC: "What are you talkin.....Oh shit he's back"
Heraldo: "Aw lame, he just shot my arms and legs off"
by MutteringDeath December 9, 2008
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Mutter Pants

You can see the lips moving, but you can't hear what the cunts saying !!!
I did the Harwich triathlon on Sunday.....Juliet was there in those red mutter pants again......the lips were definitely moving, but I couldn't hear what the cunt was saying !!!
by gogogreen September 17, 2007
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muted bugle

To perform oral sex on somone whilst inserting your finger/fingers in their anus
Hooli gave me a wicked muted bugle the other night
by Jason Moran March 7, 2008
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musted tail on

old dirty stanky dont take no kind of bath looking person
Man u betta tell that girl to get her musted tail on somewhere!!!!
by jazzy jazz August 9, 2008
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