to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.

"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or

"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."

by autodefa June 14, 2015

muggle

The name for a non immortal, according to the books written by J.K. Rowling.

Ron- You lived with a muggle the first eleven years of your life? Wow!
Harry- Not just one, three of them! They're terrible, non-magical folk.

by JJ Potter April 3, 2011

muggle

to snuggle your child til YOU fall asleep and have your purse {muggled} through by said child.

Me and (child's name) muggled for 2 hours today.

by Cindie O January 17, 2009

muggleborn

Having, or being predisposed to leukemia.

The muggleborn died of leukemia.

by lupid November 12, 2008

muggle up

time for smoking of marijuana in cigarette form; joint, blunt

hey john! lets' muggle up! -fuckin ay!

we better muggle up before we sex it up!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Muggle

1) Non-magic folk.

2) Another name for a Squib.

1) Pentunia, Vernon, and Dudley Dursely are muggles, as they have no magic.

2) Argus Filch has no magic, and is born from a pure blood family (he's a squib), so he can be referred to as either a muggle or a squib.

by Potterhead4life January 30, 2014

murgled

When someone is incompitent in what they do

I have recieved the wrong goods, it appears that I have been murgled

by Mr dapper October 23, 2014