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muck out

To enter ones contents of the bowels in to the bog. i.e. have a fucking good shit
I'll be gone sometime im off to the shitter for a muck out.

Dont go in their it stinks i've just had a fucking good muck out.

Wheres the bog, i need a muck out.

Your fucking cat has just had a muck out all over the fucking floor.

Look at that dog its having a nasty muck out, and it fucking stinks.
by Cunts November 5, 2006
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muck fuck

1. n. An individual who walks so slowly (usually right in front of you) that it seems as if they must be bogged down in some sort of mire. Also, one who walks with excess swagger and achieves the same effect.

2. v. The act of doing the aforesaid.
1.
Teacher: Jack, why are you late for my class?

Jack: Sorry Ms. Porter, there was a pack of muck fucks dragging ass down the hallway.

Teacher: I understand completely.

2.

Jack: I'm sick and tired of muck-fucking walls of idiots taking up the entire hallway!
by Factuality April 20, 2010
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Muck Larder

One's rearmost orifice; Rump booty
"I say Tarquin, that's a jolly looking filly there! I'd most like to have a munch around her Muck Larder!"
by Mr_bowyer December 1, 2013
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muck booter

One who relocates from a rural to an urban environment in a misguided attempt to become more "civilized". The name is derived from that individual's inability to fully assimilate to their new environment, specifically in their ability to choose appropriate footwear for certain events.
Office Snob: OMG! Did you see what that Muck Booter in the office/cubicle down the hall was wearing today?

Liberal Yuppy: Yeah...unfortunately I'm not surprised. She is also the type of person that would name her dog after a gun.
by Sunfish192 January 10, 2014
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Muck Apples

Muck Apples means to eat a lot of apples (Anywhere from 4-11) very fast and messy.
Mason: "Ahmad you can't muck apples just give up that's only 2"
Ahmad: "No Mason I can muck a lot just watch"
by AppleMucker2000 July 3, 2018
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muck twat

Paul thought that he hit a home run last night with Debbie, until she dropped her panties. Her muck twat left a pungent odor that lasted for weeks.

Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.

Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.
by Donald A. February 22, 2019
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Muck bodies

Muck bodies are anything that makes you feel queasy, especially in relation to the human body.
Muck bodies are anything that make you feel sick looking at them, especially in relation to serious injuries, like deep cuts etc.

"Arthur cut his arm really deeply. You could see tendons, veins, and all sorts of muckbodies in there."
by Bubba Zanetti December 9, 2019
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