Probably the ugliest name/dude in the history of this world. This kid gets absolutely no play at all especially after his ex girlfriend dumped his lazy and pathetic ass. If ur name is mort u go out every weekend trying to get box and fail tremendously. U definitely also pee ur pants after a rough night.
by Not Matt mort February 24, 2025
Get the Mortmug. 
When you begin a laugh with a snort like sound. When something funny takes you off guard and the laugh is precedented by a weird snorting sound, almost like when you are drinking and the liquid comes out of your nose, only it's just air.
I told her the truth about my ballsack and she morted on my face.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
Don't mort near her, she will take offense.
by thenigs May 14, 2017
Get the Mortmug. by mama mort March 13, 2022
Get the mortmug. Phrase exclamative, qui exprime le fait de ne pas avoir envie d’effectuer une tâche . Souvent utilisé en réponse à une requête ou une proposition de la part d’un tiers .
Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .
Synonyme de “ la flemme “ .
“ ça te dit si on va au ciné demain ? “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix “
“ Oh, la mort ; je préfère qu’on regarde un film sur Netflix “
by Fish—pancake April 19, 2025
Get the La mortmug. What you say when the police dribble you into and out of the gulags for entertainment and torture you Les invasion de incompetant
Chao shuriken morte is a endless cycle that's caused by Homewood health center Canada building a Jewish ghetto downtown Guelph Ontario
by Cody5050 January 28, 2022
Get the Chao shuriken mortemug. by Bigmanting1997 March 26, 2025
Get the Bazz mortmug.