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Morrissey Syndrome

An overwhelming desire for a relationship with someone you can't (I Want The One I Can't Have).

Named after The Smiths' lead singer, Steven Morrissey

Also known as Mozza Syndrome
Person 1: "I think about her all the time and dream about her every night man. I asked her and she said no. I guess I Want The One I Can't Have"
Person 2: "Mate you've got a severe case of Morrissey Syndrome"
by WannaBeMorrissey May 22, 2016
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dirty morris

The act of not brushing your teeth, then intentionally breathing in someone's face. Usually a gesture of anger or dislike.
Hey bro, since you didn't do the dishes, I'm going to dirty morris your ass so hard.
by Gangster Hebrew November 25, 2011
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morristown

an old colonial town that previously housed some of colonial America's wealthiest white men. Today, Morristown is a diverse urban suburban town where the increasing Latino population has taken over central Speedwell Ave. As a result, white people are moving away or further out into the woods of Morristown, Black people are getting mad, and Latinos that have been here for years are getting bougie.
Morristown boasts an eclectic array of overpriced restaurants and bars, most of which named after animals (Dark Horse, Funky Monkey, the Grasshopper, the Famished Frog, etc.). Morristown also has some of the nicest housing projects this side of the Mississippi. Who knew the suburbs could be this hood?
A: "Where you from?"
B: "Morristown"
A: "Oh, you must be rich"
by Natalie Vargas July 21, 2008
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Jim Morrison

Possibly the most amazing songwriter/poet to roam the earth. His music will survive all eternity without pause and inspire young and old alike. He is a god of all music that was and all music that will ever exsist. I am not yet convinced of his death.
Dude that was like friggin Jim Morrison!
Jim Morrison inspired that song!
by silvrrstarr February 23, 2009
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Jamie Morris

Fat head acts like he Shot someone Thinks his dad is L Chapo goes out with his dad tries to pull Amelia and is obsessed with Her ass also big time noncer thinks he’s a gangster
Jamie Morris stop Pretending to drop your pen

Girls that don’t have pe shorts under their skirts cross your legs
by Willy vinallly January 14, 2020
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Morrigan

A total hot-head that you don't want to get angry. If you manage to become friends with her, though, she becomes a very funny, smart woman who will protect her friends in dire needs. She isn't the most beautiful girl, but she is very rare and hard to find.
Oh! It's Morrigan!
by Thorn11 October 12, 2018
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Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison is a god amoung men when it comes to singing and poetry. The lyrics to his songs preformed by some of the greatest musicians ever. Robby Kreiger, Ray Manzerek, and John Densmore. Jims powerful voice, genius poetry, and blatant deliquancy made him what he is known as now: one of the greatest rock singers the world has ever known. Unfortunatley, he died in 1971 in Paris from a heart attack. However, there has been some contraversy over wether Jim is alive or not. The only person who knew for sure was his girlfriend Pamela, who was with him when he died. Although, she took the secret to her grave when she died 3 years after Jim. We salute you, Mr. Mojo Risin.
Jim Morrison once said, "Hello, I am Jim Morrison of the Doors, shooting speed ain't cool, so snort it." I'd say that about sums up most of his lifetime.
by k bokes January 6, 2010
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