Moonshine

When a barber messes up your hairline and cuts too far back

Your barber gave you a moonshine

by Creatle sane July 31, 2020

Moonspotting

The act of constantly checking a cryptocurrency price chart to ensure that the price doesn't 'moon' in your absence.

The crypto would likely be a low marketcap shitcoin where setting price alerts would be impossible due to them not being present on any of the major price-tracking sites

My girlfriend thinks I'm studying real hard. Little does she know that I'm secretly Moonspotting when she's not looking

by Stanton_Warrior May 29, 2021

moonslut

A slut that has had sex with a enough people to make a colony on the moon and potentially start world war three.

“Dang Derek has had sex with so many people he could make a colony on the moon”

“Yea Derek is such a moonslut”

by Pat the fat February 18, 2023

Eco-moron

1. An Oxy-moron related to the environment (e.g. Fast Prius, Fuel-Efficient Hummer)

2. Someone who goes to drastic measures to save the environment (e.g. Not turning on any lights, Reducing showers)

Definition 1: "A Hummer Hybrid? Thats an Eco-moron!"

Definition 2: "Sheila flushes her toilet only Once a Day! She's such an Eco-moron!"

by Deck! January 1, 2009

joe moron

A general term for a member of the public who is forgetful and stupid

Look at that joe moron who's left their phone on the bar!

by Panda man May 20, 2014

MAD_MORON

the best wattpad author of all time no cap

"Hey bestie you should totally go read MAD_MORON on wattpad she's fucking phenominal"
"Bestie I'm already six steps ahead. I've been reading her stories for the past six months"
"Nice one"

by Yazluhz06 June 14, 2021

many moons ago

Many moons ago means: many years ago, a long time ago

Biden was born many moons ago

by Sofftiestly September 5, 2022