moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby

o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter

by Boby Turd October 17, 2006

Mississippi Momma Masher

A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.

Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

Baby Momma

The mother of your children out of wedlock.

She ma baby mama.
I love ma baby momma.

by Yasirt December 21, 2007

momma said fuck you up

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

momarchy

A form of government, in which a person (usually a mama's boy) is under the complete control of their mother. In most cases, a momarchy is usually a fascist dictatorship.

Leo: Mom, can I buy an XBox 360?

Leo's Mom: No! Go clean your room, you ungrateful piece of shit!

Leo: Jesus Christ, this is such a momarchy...

by Chuck Wood December 15, 2009

baby momma fever

When you are so amazing with a baby/kid that you make a guy crave to get you pregnant and be their baby momma

Dang. She is so good with that baby, she is making me have baby momma fever!

by KJCM November 21, 2020

babys momma

One who hassles for child support.

That chick you banged when you were drunk and forgot to bag it.

My babys momma is bringing my kid over today. I gave in and banged my baby momma last night.

by Anonymous July 29, 2003