throat monster

A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.

Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 27, 2015

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by gamerprincess_68 September 28, 2021

Monster fucker

A person who is sexually attracted to a monster or deformed creature.
(Vampires, werewolves, the gargantuar from plants vs zombies but dont judge, etc).

I should’ve never took my monster fucker bestie to see the Mario Movie.

by Peridot Amethyst June 25, 2023

library monster

A creature that lurks behind stacks and in between shelves. It will commonly devour small children. Sometimes the monster will reorder books from its favorite to its least favorite rather than adhering to the dewey decimal system. The library monster's greatest foe is the librarian. They are born when a creeper lurks in the shelves for too long and eventually becomes a library monster.

"I've seen that girl lurking around the stacks a lot lately. She's probably going to become a library monster."

by Gully Foyle February 27, 2010

luke minute

1 luke minute is the equivalent of 587,296 years. 60 of these would make one luke hour, which 24 luke hours is the average day for a luke fizzuregerald..

Chadston: Yo tryna hop on?
Braxley: In 5 luke minutes, hold on
Chadston: Fuck.

Luke fizzuregerald: Ur so impacient nigga

by wuat223 March 22, 2021

banana monster

A nickname easily given to most domestic rabbits who are generally completely mad for bananas.

Watch this, he’s a total wacka-wacka banana monster!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2021

Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but end up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021